Kim Kardashian’s New House Is Very Different Than Her Last

There is a hallway where she keeps the banshee’s beating heart.

Another hallway where she hides the nun Conjuring movie.

And the statue room is Silent Hill.

The living room has also been described as “the recovery room of a dystopian wellness spa”.

It also wouldn’t be Kim’s Kreepy House Post if I hadn’t mentioned Kenny G in the basement.

And a pile of pumpkins.

Literally on Halloween she puts out a pile of pumpkins.

But sadly all good things have to come to an end. Kim and Fam Perhaps Move.

Kim bought this house in Malibu for $70 million.

The house has 4 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms, and Kim actually got it at a “discount”. It was originally $99.5 million!

There is also a swimming pool. Because the pool is better for $70 million!!

There is also a hot tub next to this random house.

The living room is a big departure from the “trendy mortuary” aesthetic of an old house.

The bedroom is definitely *simple.*

The guest bedroom is also fairly simple.

And the house may or may not come with this sad tree.

The kitchen is very mediocre at $70 million.

But really, what you pay for is an example.

There is a pretty common barbecue area.

And no rich man’s home could be without a tennis court.

Yes, it will be interesting to see how Kim does this.

I don’t know where she’ll put Kenny G in this new house, but I hope there’s a basement for him.